Cookie Thread Act 9: i like origami

I normally hate misconceptions about the law, but the presumption that “innocent before guilty” means that “every single presumption a court makes must lean toward the accused being innocent and the prosecution must prove otherwise” actually leads to funny outcomes

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Reverse Ace Attorney.

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fun fact
there is a written presumption in scots law that assumes if you have a bottle that’s branded with an alcoholic drink, that the presumption exists that the liquid inside is alcohol
you can destroy this statutory presumption by removing the label off the bottle and force forensics to do analysis

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If the defense works, the prosecutors should immediately drag the guy to the pit and throw him in

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LMAOOOO

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The victim himself said it lead to narnia.

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IM SOBBING

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hey kyo

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hello

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whore. vc

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I think even if you proved there was a portal down there that went somewhere the burden of proof may still shift to the defense to prove that sending someone to Narnia doesn’t constitute careless disregard because the victim not returning may allow the prosecution to still presume death.

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I would argue i didnt push the victim, i just encouraged them to jump for the beef

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Insane
In parkour civilization NOBODY jumps for the beef

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i think i can’t really control my speech
whenever something comes into my head i just type it out, and it bugs me so much otherwise

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Europapa europapa

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see at least i have a very minor filter
you just say whatever nonsense you wish

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And nobody can stop me mwahahahaha

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Dummy girl, you fell for it

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