Cookie Thread Act 9: i like origami

no, it would be “i’ve been sat at this restaurant with soup infront of me for six hours and i haven’t eaten it because i was too busy eating the actual meal”

like why would I choose to watch something on the single smallest screen I own with the worst audio?

convenience

Atly youre on your phone all day but orange is a tech millionaire he doesnt mind sitting on his desk. His computer probably made of diamonds

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no, but if I slightly bump it ever it crashes

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yeah thats the issue with making things out of diamonds
not too practical

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Our manager has gone crazy she’s meowing now

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If i hear a person meowing irl id spray them with a water bottle

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Austrians are mad about being confused with australians but they named their country Osterich what

no youtube shorts for SIX hours?? how…

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Apparently our fast food place hasn’t been cleaning their soda machines? It literally has mold in it? And we cleaned it in the first time in like eons? And we can’t even clean the other soda machine which also has mold because we don’t know how to take that one apart

have you considered you should’ve used your mind powers to determine which machines have mold in them beforehand

You would think that they would actually clean the soda machines considering the fact they take the nozzles off every night

they clean themselves. what do you think the soda’s for?

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is this an aspirational time for most people to wake up?

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I’ve always waken up roughly between 6:00-7:00 & i know that’s somewhat early & something something studies show high schools are too early & such & that’s my main reference point for what time people are awake but 9:30 just feels so late to wake up?

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9:30 am seems… normal enough for someone such as tutuu, i think

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I woke up at 12 today

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If they arent obligated to yes

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Unless theyre 60 then they also wake up at 7 am

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and at 12 am
and at 3 am

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