Cookie Thread Act 9: i like origami

The fact that was almost a year ago is so scary… I felt like I did that so recently

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I’m hungry but not hungry and I’m tired but actually tired

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Daerrroooonnnn

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I hat watched a police officer pull someone over lmao

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In a gas station lmao

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Like they were at the pump and lights came on

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How do you manage that

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Lighting a cigarette, probably. But it’s also just an opportune time to arrest someone

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WAIT WHAT

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Presumably their get away vehicle would be low on fuel which is ideal
Unless they’ve finished refilling
In which case their get away vehicle is full on fuel which is not ideal

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wtf time passes so quickly

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hell dimension

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Our police officers are pretty chill I feel like, I mean they are pretty active in pulling people over but that’s cuz a lot of people do drunk driving and our city? I guess is pretty safe

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truly it is worse

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I don’t rlly have any complaints with our police officers
I called them once cuz a fence was on fire in two different spots, it was 2 am and someone came in like 5 minutes and fire fighters came in like 10

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It might have been 8

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I only noticed the fire cuz I accidently made a wrong turn, I thought it was Halloween decorations but it turns out it was a fire

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The vast majority will be like that
It’s just a job where if you’re incompetent it’s going to cause a consequence which is so bad it’s going to end up on the news
whereas if they were like, I don’t know, a bartender they’d have just cost the shop a few hundred

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I’m unsure if it would have been rlly bad if they didn’t come. I mean I can’t imagine an entire fence burning down would be good but I’m unsure how flammable like, maybe it would spread? I’m kinda confused on how the fence was on fire in two different spots but every where else was fine

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Like god really hated that fence

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