Cookie Thread Act 9: i like origami

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#8764

ok so think of it like this
you’re cutting open peppers
your eye gets a little itchy and you let the thoughts win
your eyes are now burning and you’re in an incredible amount of pain because you made the simple yet poor decision to touch your eyes

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#8765

okay now multiply the strength by one million

#8766

i see it as a form of expression that’s less permament than tattoos are

#8767

i binged this show and the most normal guy is the one with brain damage

#8768

pink hair man is far from normal

#8769

It’s also banned in the UK under Firearms legislation

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#8770

It makes sense to arrest someone filling their vehicle.

  1. They aren’t able to drive off and cause a high speed chase.
  2. More important, they usually aren’t on alert and want to pick a fight.
#8771

i thought this was responding to bakiposting for a second and I was still like Real

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#8772

something to discuss
probably viable

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#8773

second call for this
discussion will take place on nerdcord…mtg channel to be made
I can get someone to provide a link

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#8774

Mew

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#8775

Mewtwo

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#8776

Mewthree

#8777

nvm i aint joinin nerdcord

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#8778

Dream last night was fairly short.

It was an advertisement for the highest paid version of a dating app, called Super Mode. It starts with a woman having gone on a successful date with a guy. Then, using Super Mode, she learns that the guy goes to the gym every day and shows her relevant pictures from his social media (cue blushing); it tells her that he went to an animal shelter the next day (we see her falling in love even more with the guy); it tells her that he mentioned wanting to go whitewater rafting to some friends and recommends some nearby places as options for a second date (she scrolls through the options and taps one). And the ad ends with them happily at the whitewater rafting place before fading to the logo and tagline: “Welcome to the new era of love.”

And the real kicker is that this advertisement was for a new Chick-Fil-A dating app.

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#8779

This is what happens when you listen to four and a half hours of Dan Olson in a day.

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#8780

i don’t know what this means but i do know i am concerned

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#8781

catching up on his youtube channel?

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#8782

Rewatched “This is Financial Advice”, then saw “Line Goes Up” for the first time in a good while (I recalled moments in the video but not most of what he was discussing).

#8783

yeaaaah good stuff. i really like his video essays

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