Drabble Duel 3 [Misc] | Voting Phase

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@May

I think that I should start acting more rationally. I notice that I like. do things that don’t make perfect justifiable sense sometimes. And I KNOW that what I’m doing doesn’t make perfect justifiable sense. But I do it anyway. Owing to my irrationality. Outsourcing all my decisions to my girlfriend might fix this but I’d rather not.

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@May

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT LOVE IS WEAKNESS BY ANOTHER NAME AND YOU SHOULD BE KILLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW WITH THE DEMON BLADE!!

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@May

I was gonna tkae a shower but it was F3 so I asked my girlfriend to scream if someone voted and she asked if I needed an intervention

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@May

GUWAAAAAAAH IS THAT … ICHIHIME??? OMG . OH WAIT WAIT - IS THAT … KAGUYAHIME!!! FESTIVE AROMA OUTFIT??? nosebleed BWUUAAAAAAHH falls over backwards fountain of blood pouring from nose

Ohhh … My … GOOOOOD!

Oh wait nyoooo! A light gust of wind just breezed on me! BWAMMM falls over

IM A BIG BOY I CAN GET UP ON MY OWN, MY BELOVED CARGO PANTS WEARING GIRLFRIEND I CAN DO IT IM NOT A CHILD I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT I CAN-

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Oki thanks for helpong me get back up but I totally didn’t want you to help me or anything, HMPF!

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@May

The first rule of poker is to enjoy the beauty found in the experience built up between the players.

The second rule of poker is to go all in on two pair.

Yes I am stealing the structure of one of my famous tumblr posts but lacking an important part of what made it Good. You will like the post anyways.

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reserved in case i missed a sub

[May]

Festive Aroma Kaguyahime is not awful but it is not especially interesting to me. It lacks the sauce.

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@tutuu

GUWAAAAAAAH IS THAT … ICHIHIME??? OMG . OH WAIT WAIT - IS THAT … KAGUYAHIME!!! FESTIVE AROMA OUTFIT??? nosebleed BWUUAAAAAAHH falls over backwards fountain of blood pouring from nose

Ohhh … My … GOOOOOD!

Oh wait nyoooo! A light gust of wind just breezed on me! BWAMMM falls over

IM A BIG BOY I CAN GET UP ON MY OWN, MY BELOVED CARGO PANTS WEARING GIRLFRIEND I CAN DO IT IM NOT A CHILD I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT I CAN-

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Oki thanks for helpong me get back up but I totally didn’t want you to help me or anything, HMPF!

fixed

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its anonymous u dont know who submitted

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7. @YoubutWorse roleplayers below!

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@YoubutWorse

I’m vegan. This means that I care about plants. This means I eat humans instead to protect the plants. tummy rumbles blushes You d-didn’t hear that right? Anyway … I’m so hungry … stares at you intensely wags tail prepares to leap

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@YoubutWorse

My favorite part about being a dog is that I can just piss on other people’s lawns and get away with it.

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@YoubutWorse

i was at a concret and they asked if anybody could help fix the subwoofers and i don’t remember this but my friend who i was there with said i started woofing

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@May

My friend had some freshmen he knew from a club over his apartment and one of them typed in “gay furry porn” on my laptop, presumably as a prank, but my goal whenever faced with a prank like this is to be the one who makes everybody else uncomfortable, so I said “awesome” and clicked on images. They never expect you not to know shame.

Then I told them all the story of JakeTheWolfie’s FoL ban.

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@YoubutWorse

but like
you guys know i have a personality outside of the whole doggirl thing right?
bc tbh its kinda ruf… rough seeing that every single other drabble duel post is referencing it. im sure u guys could crate smth… create smthn more personalized. its fur real a little hurtful. howl i ever escape the stereotypes. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark etc.

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I UNFORTUNATELY thought of this only just now so couldn’t submit it

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@YoubutWorse

when i get my own apartment im gonna buy a rubber sofa so i can keep on chewing on it while lounging around

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@YoubutWorse

ugh the rocks outside looked like kibble and now im so hungry

wait i should eat the rocks…

theyre honestly really tasty tbh. rocks are criminally underrated as food. dont knock it till you try it

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@YoubutWorse

i’m still trying to get the one slur a day policy implemented but not much progress so far. i’m seeing better luck on the one burger per day policy, where every fol user has to say burger once a day. burger.

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reserved in case i missed a sub