burger
I’m vegan. This means that I care about plants. This means I eat humans instead to protect the plants. tummy rumbles blushes You d-didn’t hear that right? Anyway … I’m so hungry … stares at you intensely wags tail prepares to leap
We gotta bring this classic back

A shortlist of outfits you could’ve used instead:
- Draped Murmurs Leia
- Spring Blooms at the Window Ayane Kisaragi
- That one Qing Luan outfit that’s my avatar
- Beachside Vacation or Spring Relaxation Fu Ji
- Oracle’s Legacy Hinata Takanashi or Eve Krist
- Bond Up Mila
- Savoring the Warmth Kirara Fujimoto
- Shape of a Fading Echo Yuan Xiao
May:
The first rule of poker is to enjoy the beauty found in the experience built up between the players.
The second rule of poker is to go all in on two pair.
Yes I am stealing the structure of one of my famous tumblr posts but lacking an important part of what made it Good. You will like the post anyways.
spite liking tutuu’s one above. good job.
Shotlist:
LowFruit32
NotMafia7
Obvtown McGoo
BusF0dderdon’t think we should resolve WolfKP56 today
MAR
it’s gonna be a lot easier to write for benguined once he comes out ngl
due to popular demand i will be releasing about sharing my secrets for how to make a good cookie thread post. standing price is 150 dollars, the proceeds of which will go to me.
im unbanned from mafia time to terrorize the wolves
due to popular demand i will be releasing
Me when I’m (word you cannot say on Fortress of Lies x20)
really well done may
I just worked a 20 hour shift while ironically listening to a Joe Rogan podcast. Heh, what a dweeb.
Suspicious reply about how nobody said it was me
I love Spokane even though my school is objectively worse at football than our rivals
spite not liking this one because it promotes harmful sterotypes about benguined’s gender identity
i’m writing this because tutuu wouldn’t let me breadcrumb my address in the original post i made for myself but i think its a sufficiently marissa enough situation to where it proves I am the real one and none of the other ones come close to capturing my essence (i predict exactly 3 posts centering around incineroar jokes)
It’s really disgusting that somebody would imply that Marissa would promote harmful stereotypes about anybody’s gender identity…
i liked this because it’s funny, not because it’s relatable
/IN WE’RE ENDING 1000 DAYS OF NO MAFIA WITH THIS ONE
Post-game:
damn
@moderators ban me for another thousand
Marissa you should post more on lies of fortress so there can be better drabble duel posts about you