Drabble Duel 3 [Misc] | Voting Phase

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reserved in case i missed a sub

[benguinedparbecue]

you’re telling me marissa wouldn’t work a 20 hour shift while listening to joe rogan?

[Marshal]

if you’re not afraid of crawling some archives and reading my deepest and most earnest thoughts at age 15, i had the 2nd most posts on the old forum

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9. @tutuu roleplayers below!

[jason.mrrown]

Strategically ghosting cookie thread to gain an edge in drabble duel

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@tutuu

nobody takes me seriously anymore and im just so tired of it. i go to the store and see a guy i knew when i was younger and i waved at him. he just looked at me and didnt even respond, and then asked who i was. i told him how we knew each other and he just burst out laughing, for way too long to be real. he eventually stopped and instead of apologizing or anything he just looks me dead in the eyes and says “i thought you would be dead right now”. and that was just so fucking rude. i did nothing to make him mad and we never had a problem as kids, he just decided to be rude for no reason. im not a kid anymore, i am an adult man and so are you, you have no right to talk to me like that. this isnt a new thing, either. nobody treats me like a normal person.

@notblackorwhite

girl dont let that guy get to you

@tutuu

GIRL??? NBOWIE… what are you implying??? im NOT a girl. IM NOT. IM A BOY IM A BOY IM A BOY IM A BOY IM A BOY BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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@tutuu

I was in a bad mood today and none of my five girlfriends were available but then I went into cookie thread and saw how stupid everyone was being (love you guys ) and realized that i should be content with my life and my height of 6 feet and four inches and especially my eight girlfriends.

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@tutuu

Atlas youre so cute I want to pet you on the head and squish your cute little face

[Atlas]

Every single post I see like this in any other section is one finger I cut off of tutuu.

[benguinedparbecue]

who’s that pokemon

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@tutuu

Chat, I have a problem with women. Do you have any advice for me? My problem is that … I’m way too fucking hot . Women keep chasing me like feral harpies. Just now, my mom was driving me to the Lego store to buy me a toy car for my 30th birthday. And then random women sniffed my scent and they all started leaping onto our car, trying to break through our windshield and break our doors to get to me. It was crazy. It was like in Mad Max: Fury Road. My mom kept having to swerve to protect our car, like we were protecting the Tanker from the raiders, like in the movie. There were so many attractive women doing this to me. In fact, there were even some homosexual men! However, receive me they shall not.

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@tutuu

How do u get women to like you nbowieee every time i go up to a woman and do my tried and true tutuu techniques they run away . Women should have to listen to me or else

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@tutuu

I love yuri, I wish women were real.

[Marshal]

i like that everyone has collectively decided that nbowie is just a permanent character in the tutuuverse

[Atlas]

Notblackorwhite’s personality isn’t just tutuu. Just around 30% of it.

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@tutuu

every day i wake up and thank god he created hot women who want to kill me

if only i were one myself

[soweli]

she’s the best fit for a guest drabble duel appearence out of all of tutuu’s opposites

[Atlas]

Whoops. That’s two fingers. Only six more.

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@tutuu

Post above is lock Marissa she cant spell uneccesary

Gut Mayread on #24. Not lock May but like 75% imo May likes to feel clever like that. Soooo smart

Complaining about not knowing Squirrel is totally Neon. Actually… there is a 5% chance its benguined. But its 95% Neon

I feel like this one might be YBW but i want to see more from her i dont feel comfortable reading her on this little

Neon is so obvious. I feel bad casing all his posts. Feels like im dunking on a little child But I’m tryharding this game so im gonna be strong. Im gonna be like steel nothing gets through me. Im immune to AtE nobody can get inside with their tears. STEEL

WAIT STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

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@tutuu

im egg… NOT LIKE THE TRANSGENDER KIND i just kinda wanna be a girl yknow but i don’t think i’m actually a girl i’ll get over it