| Subject: HELP NEEDED – Housing Assignments |
Fortress of Lies University Event Announcement Team <announcements@folu.edu> |
To: Event Announcements List <events@lists.folu.edu>
|
Dear $STUDENT_NAME$,
The Events Announcement Team at Fortress of Lies University is pleased to invite you to the following event. Please see details below: |
Housing Assignments
Players: Unlimited
Chance of Death: None
Mobile-friendly: Yes
Duration: Until solved, or until the next ITA window, whichever comes first
Discord Access: Not required
Other Notes: N/A
How to play:
It’s housing assignment season! Unfortunately, due to recent layoffs, our staff were unable to finish matching students to roommates and dorm rooms. The first student to assign the last rooms while meeting all the students’ requests will be rewarded!
Housing Details
There are two dorm buildings which need assignments: Marshal Hall and Sheriff Hall. Each building has three floors, and each floor has a double currently available.
Marshal Hall is one of the older buildings on campus, with a central location close to classes. The room sizes are… cozy, but it has individual bathrooms. As it is connected to a larger complex and is constructed entirely out of wood, evacuations due to fire alarms are frequent, though none have been known to actually result in any danger.
Sheriff Hall is a newer construction with more modern amenities, including concrete walls, tile floors, an elevator, central air conditioning, and a full kitchen. It is farther from campus than most other dorm buildings, but is nonetheless a popular place to live. All floors have hall bathrooms. The building is known to run on the cold side in the winter due to budgetary measures.
Student Applications
There are eleven students which must be placed in rooms: tutuu, YoubutWorse, Atlas, Chomps, Litten, Willow, Silviu200530, Hazardwaste, Zugzwang, benguinedparbecue, and Daeron. Their preferences are as follows:
tutuu:
Old buildings are better. More character. Tired of zoomer buildings with concrete floors, wood is just better. And not floor 1, up stairs so I can meet my exercise goal pls 
YoubutWorse:
Do NOT make me roommates with Tutuu
Atlas:
sheriff hall first floor, please
Chomps:
I want lots of space to store ketchup :3
Litten:
I played this botc game with someone
As minion
They were demon and endgamed
Somebody else mentioned it in their application i think
Idk
Find it
Make the demon my roommate
Also
Can I be on the first floor
Or the highest floor
Cats like high places
And low places
Either one works
Willow:
please give me my own bathroom and don’t put me with like a murderer
these are my only standards
no classroom assassination people 
Silviu200530:
I’d like a dorm building where everyone has to go outside (touch grass tutu 
)
Hazardwaste
When i joined serpent and the swordsman i had seat preferences but i changed my mind. I dont want to far or close to that person. Gimmie a room on an adjacent floor instead
Zugzwang:
nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I need a new building with good internet to develop Zugbot tbhtbhbhbhhtbtbthhbththt,
and a roommate who won’t chomp on the wires
benguinedparbecue:
give me somebody who will take any roommate they can get
Daeron:
As the most iconic student at FoL University, I clearly deserve to look down on everyone from a third floor double with an ensuite bathroom. With no roommate. If you fail to meet my preferences, I will be forwarding my housing assignment to Drama Mill Misc.
How to Join:
- Submit your answer to the hosts. Answers cannot be changed once submitted. The first correct answer wins. (We will make an announcement once someone has won.)
.
