yes
central time here
oh ok
thatās not nearly as bad then
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the part of my brain which tells me to sleep has been replaced by a gerbil
this is only partially a joke
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i love gerbils
sleep is useless I slept for 3 hours and I feel fine
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in unrelated news does anyone have any energy drink I ran out
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hmm
tell it that if it goes to sleep now youāll feed it treats in the morning
the gerbil denied my offering
hmm
bribe it with fruit juice maybe?
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sorry
my brain feels like mush
Ngl if something replaced my cognitive functions I donāt think Iād be able to do anything about it
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Okay, birthday party preparations in mind.
people who get this joke are classified as intelligent btw
will flicker accept our blood
itās 2am
Happy birthday you speak bird
blood has a noticeable metallic taste, like licking a quarter
obviously it would be dangerous to put someone elseās blood in your mouth, and not just because of the implications of getting someone elseās blood in your mouth
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Iām crying, Atlas what the faq 
Cake first, blood later.
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