Fantasy of the Damned - Ended

can we use your blood for frosting

I won’t have as much blood in my body as a taller person would.

do you have enough to bake a cake?

I won’t after giving blood.

alright cool
we only need it once so dont worry

I thought my reduced sentence would mean I’d get to live.

well
wouldn’t it first be that your death gets less and less brutal

No, your reduced sentence means you can only type sentences containing three words :upside_down_face:

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What if?

No.

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well
i can tell you my first plan
it involves a slow cooker

We left the kitchen behind, Atlas. Where would you find a slow cooker?

my inventory
what do you think i’ve been carrying this whole time

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Must be fun to carry that around

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it operates as a shield and a strangulation device

I suppose if you plug it in, it can make sabo soup

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the big metal part is good for bashing surrendering enemies heads

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I wouldn’t eat it myself, that’s for sure.

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of course
if you’re making someone into a soup they cant eat it after

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I legit thought you wrote “I wouldn’t eat myself” and thought it was a slip for like ten seconds

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