Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

@Whysper

Yeah, I wondered. But let’s see if something happens first as we approach. It really just presented the option generically.

Maybe it gives us different options when we get closer and see what the imp is actually doing

Oh I thought it was like pick one of the two and something happens

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Yeah, this is what I was thinking also

we could

bake it
beat it to death
or talk to it nicely and offer it cookies

Oh where are the cookies?!? I want some!

How about all of the above

Approach the imp menacingly

he is the cookie

It’s the cookie monster
BUT actually a cookie

what will we do

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eat him

nom nom

HEYOOOOOOO

kill this imp this is OUR bakery not the imp’s

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Received. Handling soon.

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BAKE HIM

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By replying with mitosis
You imply you are cloning yourself

Thus, you claim to be the living embodiment of a post

47F

Pointedly ignoring the baker, you walk past him toward the imp, which is playing around a cast-iron pot on the table. But the baker doesn’t care to be ignored, and you feel his rolling pin descend on your shoulder. As you discover that it has done 3 points of damage to your armor, the imp laughs at you. You start to charge it, but it quickly runs away… as do you when the angry gnome gets after you again. You try to tell him that you’re a baker, too, but he refuses to listen and all you can do is run out of the room and make your way back to the Gnomeflinger.

I will be checking in by 2022-01-21T01:30:00Z at the latest. If a decision is not made by 2022-01-21T07:30:00Z, one will be randomized for you. As before, if you are certain on a decision, one player should declare it and tag me in their post. If over 50% (including the declarer) of the initial players like that post, I will take that decision as final. You may still like posts if you are not one of the initial players, but your like will not weigh into the vote unless you have been part of the discussion since the most recent decision point (i.e. this post).

Mt Nevermind Worksheet

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19 days remain.

Chamber # Short Description
98 The Bakery

Other Notes:

Rye Character Bookmark

Rye, the Baker

10/10 HP

0/30 possible other HP

37/40 Armor HP

Unarmored Strike: 1 dmg on 3 or less
Armored Strike: 5, then 7, then 10 dmg on 8 or less

Personal Weapons Dmg #
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the fools