Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

ur telling me bakery was a bad idea? smh smh

Today is a day
Full of bullshit

The bakery, best idea.
messing with the imp?
Worst idea

Meaning nothing
The only question that remains is to ascend to higher purpose or to engage in base urges

how many of these seemingly innocuous choices completely fuck us

you get it

So @Osieorb18
Can you ballpark for us how many checks we failed this game

real generous of you osie

/turn on anarchy mode

hops away

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All of them fuck you up
There is no safe haven when all rooms are to accomodate a non-linear progression

You don’t exist

this is a good idea

The imps sent us another way to screw ourselves over

Prioritizing explosives is our way out of this mess
Or just straight offing ourselves

If you had the guarantee that you’d retain your previous memories and could restart your life from before a crucial juncture, wouldn’t you abort that existence?

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Pure gain no loss

everyone acting like we lost when we survived the greatest war in history and got to live out our lives as a baker smh

We will be shanked by the guy from Ratatouille after he realizes that we do not subscribe to rat-based supremacy in the cooking sphere

they’ll find out that we faked our baking license, a be burned at the stake

my prediction:

we kill rye next go around in 5 decisions

I’ll kill him in my first action