Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

Not If the armors keep rolling perfect

they want to roll low so those 12s were bad lol

I am curious about why we have to roll low in battles.

but its an armored figure why would gun work

Armor piecing bullets?

Aiming to bludgeon them with bullets?

Rye - 100% w/ Gun, ≤8 for 5 (Turn 1), then 7 (Turn 2), then 10 (Turn 3+) w/ armor
Armored Figure - ≤6 for 3

Turn 2 -

Rye: 10 dmg to Armored Figure A, killing Armored Figure A.
Armored Figure B: 8 → No DMG
Armored Figure C: 11 → No DMG
Armored Figure D: 4 → 3 DMG
Armored Figure E: 2 → 3 DMG

Turn 3 -

Rye: MISS
Armored Figure B: 10 → No DMG
Armored Figure C: 8 → No DMG
Armored Figure D: 3 → 3 DMG
Armored Figure E: 1 → 3 DMG

Turn 4 -

Rye: MISS
Armored Figure B: 9 → No DMG
Armored Figure C: 12 → No DMG
Armored Figure D: 11 → No DMG
Armored Figure E: 4 → 3 DMG

Turn 5 -

Rye: 2 → 10 DMG to Armored Figure B.
Armored Figure B: 7 → No DMG
Armored Figure C: 1 → 3 DMG
Armored Figure D: 2 → 3 DMG
Armored Figure E: 6 → 3 DMG

Armor has reached 0 HP and no longer functions.

Rye: ≤3 for 1 (Unarmored)

Turn 6 -

Rye: 6 → No DMG
Armored Figure B: 11 → No DMG
Armored Figure C: 3 → 3 DMG
Armored Figure D: 5 → 3 DMG
Armored Figure E: 2 → 3 DMG

Turn 7 -

Rye: 12 → No DMG
Armored Figure B: 7 → No DMG
Armored Figure C: 9 → No DMG
Armored Figure D: 12 → No DMG
Armored Figure E: 5 → 3 DMG

Rye has hit 0 HP and lost the battle.

148D

Your own power armor may be big and very strong, but you can’t move swiftly enough to deal with five automated figures, all beating on you at once. The blow that puts you down, forever, is delivered by the blue Dragon Highlord armor, as if it were personally leading the forces that are coming to destroy Mount Nevermind.

Restart, still in anarchy mode?

2022-01-25T05:00:00Z Decision Deadline.

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/restart in anarch mode

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lmao we super dead

Yep,
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

It’s gotta be better than fighting armor with armor

I guess we were the ones rolling perfect

Lmao

/restart with democracy

We died immediately in anarchy

Well it was a fun speed run fighting 5 automated suits of armor

I prefer to die quickly as opposed to slowly in the same number of actions

I was thinking Arete might be right
We can do another speed run just to see what information we can get in anarchy mode and if we don’t get past the first room we should probably just stick with democracy mode again

We should probably experiment with another room, though, considering we now know that most things in the Armory want to kill us

Y’know let’s go bottle and end up in the dark

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8

You eye the gnomeflinger suspiciously. It doesn’t look like anything you want to have any part of, but… You glance again at the cliff with all its strangely shaped entryways. You can feel your curiosity overcoming your caution.

There is a small knock on the leg of your armor. You look down to see a gnome, calling himself Tromsh, standing impatiently at your side.

“Well?..” he says, his voice oozing doubt as to your ability to handle the gnomes’ problems, and whether you even have the courage to be flung through the air to somewhere up on the cliff.

Yes! The gnomes of Mount Nevermind need help, and never mind the fact that you’ve never done anything but work in a bakery. Never mind the fact that even the smallest draconian soldier must outweigh you by a hundred pounds. Never mind that you know nothing about military matters. The gnomes are looking to you for help and, by Reorx, you’re going to try!

8A

Hoping to see something that will help you make up your mind, you climb onto the earthen platform bearing the gnomes’ steam-powered lift system, the gnomeflinger. A gnarled, muscular, leather-apron-clad gnome introduces himself as Gnowmpsh-the-Flinger-Boss.

He thrusts you toward a reclining seat, saying, “Firsttrip,hmm? Nothing,nothingatalltoworryabout. ThisisthefastestandmostreliablytestedgnomedeviceanywhereinMountNevermind. ItwasbuiltbymygreatgreatgreatgranduncleBrahmpsh,andmyfamily’sLifeQuesthasbeento makeitbetterandbetterallthetime.”

You stir restlessly under his barrage of words. Every time one of the gnomes talks to you, you hope you’ll be able to understand him, but it doesn’t seem to happen. By your side, Gnowmpsh (at least you understand that much) still talks while he pushes you into the gnomeflinger seat. You’re about to resign yourself to whatever the gnomes have in store, when you shout, “STOP!”

Gnowmpsh and the other gnomes, who have been twisting dials, checking steam valves, and shoveling coal, stop what they’re doing and stare at you, open-mouthed, incredulity on their faces.

“I’m sorry!” you say, surprised at the anguish in your voice. “But if I’m going to go through Mount Nevermind and find the things I think will help you–and me–beat the dragonarmy, I have got to understand what you’re saying! Please… talk… slowly… whenever… you… say… anything… to… me.”

The gnomes’ looks change to ones of pity and dismay. The coal shoveler clucks under his breath and you think you catch the murmured words: “Poorfellow. He’llbenohelpatall. Doesn’thavethebrainsforit, butIguesswecan’tsend himawaynow. Itwouldn’tbekindtolethimknowwerealize howweak-mindedheis.”

Gnowmpsh gently pats your hand, saying loudly, as if you were deaf, “I WILL DO THAT, YOUNG MAN. AND I WILL REMIND EVERYONE ELSE TO TALK SLOWLY, TOO!” He makes a gesture toward a less-muscular gnome working on the gnomeflinger. He’s also younger, you see, as he turns toward you and raises an eyebrow questioningly.

“Getonwithit,Knekst,” the flinger boss orders.

You watch as young Knekst gathers a number of brightly colored flags and begins making broad gestures in the air with them. Suddenly, a loud whistle sounds and you see gnomish heads popping from the many openings in the rock wall in front of you. They all watch Knekst’s signals, which quickly become faster-than-the- eye-can-see flips and twirls. You’re afraid that Knekst will twist himself into a pretzel if he keeps this up for long.

Finally, once more turning his head and giving you a look of pity combined with impatience, he sloooowwwws dowwwwwnnnnn thhhhhhe mmmmmmooootionnn ooofffff thhhhhe flaaaaaagsssss alllllmmmmmooooossst tooooo aaaaa stoooooopppp. The gnomes on the cliff all look at you, shrug their shoulders, and duck back into the cliff openings.

“THE FARTALKING FAMILY IS USING A NEW SYSTEM To SEND MESSAGES. EVERYONE KNOWS NOW TO SPEAK SLOWLY,” announces Gnowmpsh.

“Thank you,” you answer in a tiny voice.

8B

You sit in the gnomeflinger, not liking anything you see, as the gnomes around you explain what you are indeed seeing.

“Before you are five levels of cliffs. There are also two chambers that you can easily walk to without being flung.”

You seriously consider getting out or the gnomeflinger and going toward one of the areas within walking distance, but you politely wait until the gnomes are done explaining, and you get a fairly good idea of what every entrance on the cliff face means to the gnomes.

Gnomeflinger Success Chart

Days left-> 20 19-17 16-14 13-12 11-8 7-5 4-2 1
Fifth (Top) Level 5+ 6+ 7+ 8+ 9+ 10+ 11+ 12
Fourth Level 4+ 5+ 6+ 7+ 8+ 9+ 10+ 12
Third Level 3+ 4+ 5+ 6+ 7+ 8+ 9+ 11+
Second Level 2+ 3+ 4+ 5+ 6+ 7+ 8+ 11+
Lowest Level 1+ 2+ 3+ 4+ 5+ 6+ 7+ 8+

Rooms (and Misses)

Level A B C D E
Fifth The Nest (4B) The Cold (4C) The Bottle (4D) The Plant (4A)
Fourth The Magnet (3B) The Bakery (3C) The Catapult (3D) The Dark (3E) The Gallery (3A)
Third The Maze (2B) The Spark (2C) The Undead (2D) The Armory (2A) The Explosives (2A)
Second The Crystals (1B) The Military (1C) The Toys (1D) The Signals (1A)
First The Water The Clocks The Steam The Heat The Train
Walkable The Lights The Library

9A

The closer you get to the time of the dragonarmy’s invasion, the harder it is for the gnomes to concentrate on their flinging. The chart above judges your success rate for each fling depending on how many days are left before the invasion.

Each time you wish to be flung to a chamber, the host will roll a d12, then send you to the appropriate result based on the Gnomeflinger Success Chart. If you get the number you need or higher, you succeed. If you get less than the number you need, you miss your target and go to the miss location on the Rooms Chart. You may acquire extra locations while on your quest, also.

For example, if you try for A on the Top level and miss, you would reach B on the Fourth level. If you really didn’t want to go to B, you could use up half a day to return to the gnomeflinger, but remember, you don’t have a lot of time.

If you aim for the lowest level and miss, you are flung on an odd number to the library, and on an even number to the lights chamber (both within walking distance of the gnomeflinger).

Days on the chart are measured only in whole days, rounding up.

9B

The information you receive about these caverns is sketchy at best. You are only able to get hints about the places, because the gnomes tend to be very clannish even in the mountain and don’t get around much. Looking over the possible areas, you select one, tell the gnomes, and then close your eyes and hope for the best. Suddenly, you feel yourself being flunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg!

2022-01-25T05:15:00Z Decision Deadline.

Mt Nevermind Worksheet

Worksheet Bookmark:

20 days remain.

Chamber # Short Description
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