King of the Castle 2: Litten is King: Game Thread (GAME CANNED)

Augustin! The names Jaspin! dont worry about forgetting it. you will hear it alot!

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You’re a loser… Uh not you Messenger your cool

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(well, two of them)

(litten’s correct in that at least one of the barons wilhelm is pretending to be a messenger)

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The messenger looks rather embarrassed, but retrieves a second scroll.

knew you’d say that

The messenger looks around the room, before whispering… ā€œI’m not supposed to answer myself, but thanks. The baron never says I’m cool.ā€

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Self-messenger-age is still messenger-age.

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(whispers to the messenger) Hey its a scary job… i understand… your doing great

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Peach grasps her hands together and smiles to the messenger as he announces the barons title

A baron who loves sweets and pastries? I’m sure the two of us will get along. Please do send a message back for me, tell him I am Peach Toadstool hailing from Grandee, and that I’m just as mean of a baker as I am a duelist. And do ask him if he has any requests, I certainly would not mind providing him some baked goods at our next meeting!

And I can slide you one too, kind messenger.

(anyways i am collecting names)
(i currently have / squirrel - wilhelm marzipan II / snowe - augustin de segovia / hazard - ??? jaspin / peach - peach toadstool)

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(My name is Litten Mc Flurry)

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I prefer Blizzards.

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(it’s actually wilhelm marzipan II, III, and IV)

(but don’t worry about it too much)

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The messenger looks around cautiously, then slides you a card.

Professional Messenger

Joe

Barony of Marzipan

(Joe is too poor to afford a last name)

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ā€œIn case this gig doesn’t work out.ā€

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No his last name is Zerowidthspace

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ā€œOf course, your Grandeeship.ā€ The messenger bows. ā€œI will let him know of your gracious offer. I’m allergic to bread, unfortunately.ā€

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Ah, I can not believe I forgot to introduce myself to the new nobles! Very well…

I am Grandee Angel Luz. It is an honor to meet new folk in here, the squabbles… can get tiresome. Don’t sweat it too much.

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(me bullshitting a gender neutral spanish name on the spot)

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(thats the problem with spanish lmao how do you make a gender neutral spanish name)

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(the problem with the South being based on Spain moment)

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