King of the Castle 2: Litten is King: Game Thread (GAME CANNED)

(i just realized the sentence i replied to was a pun)

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(Nice)

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(it’s handy to read things beforehand)

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(Got to hand it to you, that was pretty good)

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(thanks, paying somebody else to think of the joke nearly cost me an arm and a leg)

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(boo, marissa already said that one)

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(don’t worry, i can beat people into forgetting. my arm is strong)

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(Gonna start a pun arms race, huh?)

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ā€œKing Litten, the peasants are having an uproar due to yourā€¦ā€ Umbriferous Uiora restrains her anger.
ā€œfeeble attempt at supplanting the role of the Ninth. It is only for the Ninth to quell such pandemonium surrounding frog people. They are rightfully distressed at this HERESY.ā€

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(I feel like you guys are most reaching with those pun)

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(When Eliza says the other consequences I’ll start roleplaying and I’m dead inside rn but at least I have both my arms)

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(this is really getting on my nerves)

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(Fair I didn’t want to right as of this moment anyway. My stomach hurts, it’s 6am and I need something to eat but the fridge is empty (my mother would say it is not, it’s just that there is nothing I’d like) but effectively empty)
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(looks like I’m going to be spending like Ā£11 on KFC for one person today for breakfast again)

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(Rn it’s 2 am and I’m just eating bland chips about to sleep, rip your food situation)

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(do they do mcdonalds monopoly in america? if so, have they also kind of replaced it with ā€˜winning sips’ (wtf))
(also have they replaced fanta with diet fanta everywhere as well in america?)

(I think monopoly McDonald’s is like seasonal also diet Fanta is most certainly not replacing regular Fanta)

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(I don’t go to Macdonald’s enough to know, but regular fanta is way more common than diet at most retail places)

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(They just removed regular fanta from UK mcdonalds. It’s a disaster.)

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You people are all terrible

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(I’m surprised there isn’t rioting in the streets)

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