happy birthday to whoever has a birthday today i can’t tell!!
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thank god voting is ending soon if i have to keep listening to the republican drivel they put everywhere i might go mad
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happy birthday you two
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it’s literally every third ad you can’t fucking escape it they put it on tvs, they put it on radio, shit they’re campaigning on youtube even
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happy birthday!!
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we’re gonna vote vote vote it’s our moment
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( i have yet to vote im voting on e-day proper)
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Why is Meg Stalter’s song actually good
This is so terrifying
Can’t believe the TA for one of my classes didn’t get back to me in…
[checks watch]
Twelve minutes.
The nerve of some people.
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i’m investigating a store for clues. weirdly the owner wants me to buy something. i wonder what that’s about.
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Double-check you’re actually in a store.
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i’m in a store it comes with the unskippable store dialogue
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i’ve finally found it. i’ve solved the mystery: why humans use gendered pronouns despite being a monogender species.
…no i have not killed the person i am supposed to be killing yet
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my hair is so knotted
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whoever invented cramping should be shot and killed
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okay nevermind I’m fine* now I have ambivalent feelings on the inventor of cramping
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i feel like summary execution is your default response to everything
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