Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

that’s a rude assumption to make. guards! guards! can we execute this guy!

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yknow after the tenth threat it starts to get a little stale

have u considered getting new material?

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GUARDS

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i was about to be like. i’ve napped 4-5 hours after mine wym that late even for a normal sleep scheduled person

then i remembered ir vs xr.

Moral conundrum to distract any utilitarian: you have to choose between saving 1/2 of a baby, 3/4 of a baby, 7/8 of a baby, 15/16th of a baby, etc.

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surely you should choose the largest available fraction? depending on how the fractions are defined, it’s either irrelevant (if the baby is guaranteed to be dead no matter what you do) or more survivable at higher fractions (e.g., losing ~any half of your body will kill you, but losing 1/16 of your body might be survivable)

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quick they’re distracted steal steal steal

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The idea is that there would be infinitely many options& thus no largest value

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I agree with that

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if you have infinite options you can just choose a large enough fraction that the baby will be missing less than 1 atom, seems like any further improvements are going to be negligible. this doesn’t seem like a very good conundrum

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hey do you guys want arete’s phone too I think there’s enough time

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Baby needs that one up quark to have a marginally better life (it is a bad conundrum yes)

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I don’t think you have Romanian ethnicity to make those jokes, Atlas

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Just saw You Can See Everything and holy shit. Just a crazy movie

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i dont know if it was enjoyable but it was genuinely groundbreaking

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I have nice halloween evening yesterday, we got waffles for everyone

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It’s freezing outside you knw, hot chocolate milk, coffee, lot of candies

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I also have done WoW RP based on hallow end and before concluding for the session, a headless horseman appeared ready to destroy Fairbreeze Village

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I know you guys are waiting for me to spam so you can snatch that cookie, I know you do!

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