Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#27455

okay went and had some raspberry sorbet about the last strokes of my panic attack. i feel quite a bit better now.

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#27456

strokes reference

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#27457

I still pronounce them as “The Storks”.

#27458

im going to annihilate you with three strokes of my three swords (I triple wield them because I’m so awesome and cool. Check out my new sonic OC bloodedge the minion

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#27459

sorry i gotta close the parentheses before someone i love dies)

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#27460

i nearly put an end parenthetical before realising that it’s way funnier if it’s not there

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#27461

what do you think this emoticon - ^_^ - has been up to lately?

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#27462

i feel like i haven’t seen her or her kin around as often. and thats terribly sad the ecology of ASCIIfreaks on the internet has been put out of balance by social media

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#27463

yeah

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#27464

god hates social media companies

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#27465

Leafia commands a monopoly on the ^_^ market.

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#27466

- ^_^ - had to get a freakin job like the rest of her fellow millennials

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#27467

remember when herds of :D roamed free through the meadows of admittedly dismal forums?

remember a time before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was wiped out by ඞ, an invasive species that was not properly managed by internet ecologists?

remember before (: was nearly made extinct by :joy_cat:, a geneticaly engineered abomination

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#27468

amoguses are like deer it’s important for small amounts of hunting to take place in order to cull their popuilations and prevent the spread of prion diseases

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#27469

yea

#27470

lmao

#27471

little known fact but amoguses actually have a sexually trimorphic structure. there are four main karytopes of amogus:

  • S(S) - Crewmate (Non-Suspicious)
  • US(US) - Crewmate (Suspicious)
  • S(US) - Imposter
  • US(S) - NO SPECEMINS OF US(S) AMOGUS HAVE BEEN CAPTURED. SPECIFIC PREDICTIONS ABOUT THEIR ROLE IN AMOGUS BIOLOGY THUS CANNOT BE MADE
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#27472

for a long time the common Sussy Imposter was considered a predator of amoguses, but actually, they play a significant role in amogus biology and are the same species as a regular amogus

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#27473

us

#27474

i cannot see the lenny face without thinking about That One Vulgard Post

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