Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

my boyfriend says i’m pretty good

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(may voice) We all know.

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when I was like 13 my computer background was something i found on reddit that went like “I swallow my toothpaste after i brush my teeth because i think spitting is quitting” until i think maybe it was my theater teacher made me change it

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i might have the original image somewhere in my files

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no it was the dean of students. also i cant find it in my files but i definitely got it off reddit. probably r/teenagers or r/dankmemes.

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did you swallow your toothpaste though

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no, i just thought it was a funny image. in hindsight i dont really know why i was so surprised everyone thought i was gay

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i cant find the image online either but ik im not making it up

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I just had some paprika on my boiled eggs and it was so spicy :hot_face::hot_face::hot_face:. Oh jeez golly!

My lips hurt. I want my Mother. :sob:

colonizes indigenous tribes

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when I take part in boycotts or whatever i just kind of replace them out of my life. I’ll be honest I don’t know if that shit got resolved because I found a shittier alternative and immediately became so used to it I forgot about the original. I am holding my own in fights from 1932. Friend who’s too woke

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i would quite like to participate in a boycott

assuming i get to sleep in a cot for boys

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I was told I pretend I’m the gay best friend of women just to be invited to sleep overs and thirst over them in secret

“A “softboy” is a guy who isn’t stereotypically masculine in appearance, interests, or personality. They’re sweet, creative, and emotionally intelligent, but some may use their “innocence” to fool women on dates”

Chat, am I a softboy?

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I’ve been told this by multiple people. Surely they’re all wrong

I’m polarized and can’t wolf!

not really

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Yuppeeee

i wouldnt call you a softboy no. you may be a not-typically-masculine guy but definitely not in the softboy type of way

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i cant think of a foler who really fits the archetype

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Yayyy :blush:

That means I dont get dates by manipulating girls…

I don’t get any dates at all…

…WAIT!!!

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gotta step up ur manipulation game. come to america and tell people ur the son of a prince or something.

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