if i wasnt an asshole i would be close but that’s because my appearance is softboymaxxed
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you are probably the closest but you also have that like stereotypical zoomer / british dry and somewhat mean sense of humor
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rate my rizz
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that’s like 90% of my personality i can’t get rid of it or i’ll be boring
and… god forbid what happens if you’re considered boring in drabble duel
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I’m crying
yeah this shit exactly. like a 30% success rate guaranteed
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id say ukraine just cuz yknow you got that whole “save ukraine” thing lingering in peoples minds. ukranian prince escaped to america because of cruel father and war from russia
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ukrainian prince, son of a russian king. make it more over the top.
“somebody tried to assassinate by dictator father, but the bullet instead hit my innocent mother. straight through the heart. instant, painless death. upon examination, we found out … the bullet was american. i’m grateful for america for their help for my country. but i am here to find out who took my mother from me.”
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“i told myself i would never allow myself to fall for an american girl. not after what your people did to me. but you … you’re different…”
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orangeandblack5 might be able to help with that
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florida ass post
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you see all these mfs in the same place in miami
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Rizz vs sexual harrasement
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the earlier conversation got me thinking about twink death even though i barely look 16 as a 21 year old
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LMAOOOOOO
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You will reach adulthood at 30 years old
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kids are so easy to take care of. i was playing catch using these fruits (idk what they are called in english) and the child in question was incredibly entertrained for the 2 hours i was in charge. ipad isnt neccesary
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do literally anything with a child and they will be pogging their minds off
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just incase you forgot, you do have rights. i know you probably think you dont but ill give you rights, trans people. you’re welcome
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