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oh right
i just remembered my brother told me the rank above us fought the instructors

they were at best 13

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it wasnt expensive no. it wasnt very professional or prestigious. it was one guy giving lessons in the evening in the PE room of a school. he didnt have his own dojo. it costed 10 euros per month

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time to start a karate gym and just kick the shit out of random kids and tell them this is what happens when they face a real opponent
and if they want to be like satoru gojo they have to work hard and beat up random kids until they reach my power level

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i think thats the reason my parents wanted to pull me (and my brother) out of it and not our constant whining

cause i was getting more sickly and our parents felt like they were getting scammed

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ill pepper spray some guy’s dad and tell him i used hollow purple

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hollow purple HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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makes sense its similar here but most people are stingy so 10 euros per month was like a luxury

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yeah karate and taekwondo and wing chun are flashy martial arts but they wont teach your kid how to fight

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if something thinks i’m ever throwing a “round house kick” instead of doing anything else they are sorely mistaken

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im trying to remember anything else but falling short

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…also @ash disco elysium is 75% off

its the lowest its gonna go for a while

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the closest thing i had to fighting was being offered to learn boxing but my mom going ‘‘no fuck you’’
thus, i never learned boxing

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[sighs]
:money_with_wings:

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Arctic…

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its like 10 dollars ash thats less then a chicken sandwich

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also my steam app is down. assumedly because of the obvious.

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This will seriously affect the coal manufacturing industry

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why are chicken sandwiches more than 10 dollars

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capitalism

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They don’t even cost that much here in Romania

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