Paradox Hazard - GAME OVER - MAFIA VICTORY!

u guys are funny

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if you think shut up with a :face_with_head_bandage: emoji is genuinely rude over text thats crazy btw

ilyt tho

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Intensifying confrontations shouldn’t be necessary in the first place, and particularly not at the expense of others who don’t wish to be involved or because you need to have the last word. Thank you.

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i hope not

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The beauty of a Paradox, Hazard, is that it exists in a quantum state of resolution and non-resolution both at once.
The Game Over has both happened and not happened.

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i dont really wanna be paradox’ed on

You don’t want to be put in a closed box with your fate determined by a miscellaneous subatomic event in a quantum superposition experiment?

THIS… STATEMENT… IS… FALSE (dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit)

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i dont wanna be radioactive

its not false or true cause there is nothing for it to be false about.

Too bad. You don’t think hazardous waste could be irradiated?

Radioactive waste is my twin brother

When did your trash heaps merge together?

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DID YOU JUST CALL ME WHEATLY!!! NOOOOO

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I AM NOT BRITISH

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If GladOS was so intelligent, why didn’t she delegate the decryption of known paradoxes to the other Aperture personality Cores? If Chell could speak, GladOS could’ve been like a mumbling mess in the five minutes of the first game.

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Chell could speak but never did, so for the sake of this hypothetical we won’t change the wording.

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Uh no. I’m gonna go with no.

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Not on my watch

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