Don’t. You. Dare.
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Alea Iacta Est. 
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Very on brand phrase considering the setting
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considering… the setting…?
are we in italy…
it does have the mountains for it…
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((…except here, we can technically retcon stuff.))
I think the joke is that it’s a TTRPG that involves rolling dice
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that was a bait and you fell for it this isn’t italy hahaha
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so we have currently gotten
zelsh’s masterwork longsword, breastplate, masterwork living shield
drakor’s stupid switch blade that’s worse than basically every single one of his weapons (and he’s getting fitted for armour)
canary’s stupid falchion that she can’t really even use because it’s a martial weapon and she’s a sorcerer
wanderer’s pearl
lionel’s actually useful equipment gain of a wand of clw, 5 vials of alch fire, 1 tanglefoot bag
arius’ wand of magic missile, ray of enfeeblement scroll, and chain shirt
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you can tell it’s not fantasy Italy because the setting isn’t “a bunch of disunified city-states that fucking hate each other”
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[semi-joke] I guess this implies that the River Kingdoms are Italy
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me, doing prep: “…and if they decide to accept the baron’s patronage, I can use that to catch them up to WBL…”
the players: “hello I am a sorcerer and I would like one (1) masterwork falchion please”
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If only Bugibugi were here…
it’s okay you can pay for everything for me
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Anyways, that reminds me, I haven’t heard any objections to adding a May to the campaign, so I think you’re good to join, send me your character sheet (and obviously let me know if you need any help with getting it together)
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I’ve decided I won’t be joining the campaign after all-
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Atlas. I told you. The die has been cast.
Why did you think I didn’t choose the Scroll of Grease?
aren’t spellcraft and kn. arcana like. nearly (but not entirely!) the same thing
In before may brings a half orc barbarian to the party
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