(wasn’t zelsh not there? and at least Canary didn’t step in)
(drakor was too busy chasing canary to get beaten up)
(we are actively arguing for less money)
(I guess not Zelsh, yeah. Canary still Counts though, since you Could Have gotten hurt)
tbf it is literally 1 silver,
(1 silver link… awesome… I can do a half ass bribe with this…)
(hey, drakor may be chaotic but we do abide by laws when we feel like it)
(what weapons can I reasonably assume are present?)
(this is partially an excuse to give you guys some equipment, so if there’s a specific weapon that you’re hoping to acquire it can definitely be present)
(most of the weapons are simple or martial, not exotic, and insofar as there’s a skew the skew is towards longbows + polearms + scimitars, but there are plenty of weapons that are not one of those three things)
Drakor x not being able to read people
(actually I’m pretty sure he has this issue specifically with Canary because squirrel hates me)
(it is undoubtedly funnier this way)
(also, we’ve already established that he can’t roll a sense motive check on canary to save his life)
(therefore he is just Bad at Reading Canary)
amusingly, Canary can use neither a Pearl of Power nor a wand of CLW
the whole party gets stuff for canary except she can’t use any of it

He does not know this
Probably should have included that question in the big life question round
‘How do you kill people’
(it could be considered a peasant weapon!)
sure, but it’s a good peasant weapon, it’s got reach and everything
fun fact:
I have done a similar maneuver (unintentionally) with a drill bit
my hand still has a scar on it, mostly because I (like an idiot) did not put a bandaid on it or anything because telling your robotics friends you got cut from sneezing is embarassing