Everyone turned to stare in unison.
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“Oh no, the plan’s a bust. Emergency retreat!”
John pulls out a sofa from his pocket, and opens the sofa’s fourth dimensional pocket inside it’s cushions and jumps in.
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“Not so fast!”
engineer gaming jumped in right after him
what do you mean engineer gaming isn’t a valid name?
don’t you usually pin someone closely to a wall when threatening them
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Exactly. Which means if I don’t do that, it’s not meant as a threat.
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and seducing them
i’m glad that you looked at your keyboard, saw that you wrote this, and sent it anyway
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bold of you to assume i ever think twice about anything
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there’s other places you could seduce people besides pinning them to a wall
Atlas doing kabedon on Magnus XD
solution
add 
as your 5th stat
it quantifies your ability to remain stoically condescending to people, thus reflecting their attacks back at them
also measures your ability to murder arctic
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/join
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/join
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Luck is a perfectly acceptable stat.
Go to sleep nerd-wolf
today is a good day
What new slurs did you invent for Magnus?
The Chair.
I did.