i’m sorry i still can’t believe you thought i could shapeshift tho
TIL there’s literally gonna be a bear in the elevator
thanks for the tip lmao
i said it was a bear trap didn’t i
I said it would be funny if the bear trap was actually a bear
turns out it’s actually a bear trap
BUT THERES A BEAR IN THE ROOM LMAO
why am i sharing a body with the turnip it’s too stereotypical
you don’t get to say that miss turnip
I never had a turnip before
what do they taste like
it’s mr turnip to you
like raw onions
oh yeah
no idea
red?
do y’all think its an efficent use of my action to ask the bear if he has uno
why can’t you talk while doing ur action
it’d be funnier if i forced magnus to write lore that i canonically asked a bear that’s trying to maul me to death if he has uno
i just remembered why i’m so obsessed with beating someone with their own severed limb
for some strange reason i don’t think i want to ask
it’s not as bad as you think
i think
it’s not as bad as you think
probably