does atlas successfully seduce bear
@discobot roll 1d20
20
I have rolled two twenties for seducing bears lmao
that one is for you atlas
the bears just really wanna be seduced
atlas marries bear
when’s the honey moon
why am i so good at seducing bears but not picking people to trust
atlas…you didn’t go in the elevator cuz you trusted Eliza? Right???
you two are making me make evil cat toasters
eliza’s trying to kill me
squirrel just kinda exists tbh
i trusted she wouldn’t one shot me
It’s not evil
Name one thing that’s evil about that toaster
the fact that its powered by shoving human souls into it
it’s not
that’s another toaster
we want the original toaster to not be powered by a human soul
most toasters aren’t powered by souls
did you even read the 20 page document I sent you
for anyone reading my plight
this is completely true
(An accurate description)
(I just kinda do my own thing)
also for everyone’s information
There’s an escape hatch on the ceiling of the elevator
It requires two people to push it open
idk if weaker people can do it though
magnus says its “really heavy”