over a thousand years
so long
well let me check. i happen to still have access to your exact answer
“A cloaked figure planted a ritual knife on your person. Nobody else seemed to notice anything out of the ordinary.”
oh god
no offense but im gonna check my own logs to confirm, rather than taking you at your word
litten how could you live like this without telling anyone
i take major offense to that
I’m a business vampire I have literally told everyone
we live a cursed undead existence
WHAT???
i mean. okay.
I’m
A
Business
Vampire
HOW HAS NOBODY NOTICED
IABV, if you need help remembering it
This is ILLEGAL
we run a legal business
unfortunately I also run an illegal hot dog stand on the side
vampires aren’t legally allowed to own places of business
we are however allowed to legally own your mom