[RP] Magnum Opus (Concluded)

over a thousand years

so long

well let me check. i happen to still have access to your exact answer

A cloaked figure planted a ritual knife on your person. Nobody else seemed to notice anything out of the ordinary.

oh god

no offense but im gonna check my own logs to confirm, rather than taking you at your word

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litten how could you live like this without telling anyone

i take major offense to that

I’m a business vampire I have literally told everyone

we live a cursed undead existence

WHAT???

i mean. okay.

I’m
A
Business
Vampire

HOW HAS NOBODY NOTICED

IABV, if you need help remembering it

This is ILLEGAL

we run a legal business

unfortunately I also run an illegal hot dog stand on the side

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vampires aren’t legally allowed to own places of business

we are however allowed to legally own your mom