[RP] Magnum Opus (Concluded)

Idk my table lamp bulb is like half the size of a standard lightbulb

may i consume your lamp

Oh no I’m scared now

we’re panicking
badly lol

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i will do it

I have probably done more to hurt the group then the robots have without realizing it

at least I don’t break peoples spines

(Tro this is just rlly funny so I can’t drop it lmao)

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Who’s going around breaking people’s spines, wtf lol

Chili

Cool, guess I know where to go if I want my spine broken

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Chili isn’t a spine breaker
He’s just an alternative chiropractor
There’s a difference

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Someone should make a P.A. Announcement about this new service.

i am the Shatterer of Spines, the Almighty One

i can’t drop it either it’s so funny
and he’s healed now so i can make jokes

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apparently they can shatter it in two different ways

crush your spine
then crush it again

double crushed

i’ll do it in exchange for the light bulb i want to eat it

I lost my plot armor and will likely die

i will turn your spine into dust so i can salt my food with it

i didn’t shatter your spine
mostly