(Also I wanted it to look like it’s creepy but for some reason the color scheme makes it cute 
)
(I should probably stop bidding on stuff huh)
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(Gambling is a sin)
(I’m winning)
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(now watch me lose half my inventory rounded up in the first 30 seconds of the game)
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The man chuckles
(You’re empoverty-ing others, very greedy)
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“This… you’re gonna like.”
The man takes out a totem, and places it on the podium, facing the audience
(it better be a voodoo doll)
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It reads “Totem of Greed”. There’s a strange feature on top, that looks vaguely like a pot
(I am actually doing the opposite and emptying my pockets of gold)
Evelyn stops joking around, her gaze suddenly focusing on the totem. “Mine.”
/bid 5 gold
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“This…” The man explains
“Is worth a lot of money.”
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“Over 80 gold, if I had to wager. Even more, probably.”
Evelyn bids 5 gold.
“Oh yeah, you mean like the sandwich?”
(woo, someone else for the auctioneer to hate instead of evelyn!)
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“Have I told a single lie yet?”
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(Your existance, you’re just a mirage)