You land it with style. Everyone looks either vaguely impressed, or like you’re an idiot who started dancing in the middle of the room in a murder game.
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The man may shoot you.
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Kitty has no booty to twerk with calm down
(A blanket falls from the ceiling, entirely blocking Konstantinos from view. Atropos, Clotho, and Lachesis chuckle from a place hidden from observation)
you rolled poorly while on an rockety environment
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He grasps his ribs that took the initial brunt of the fall, before hacking once more. “The future is often uncertain, but I pray it can stay benign like this.”
That’s not me by the way
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(Fate is oppression)
well
since y’all are here
(stick to normal times)
Euclid just rolls his eyes, “I’ve got better things to do here then watch you fools bumble about.”
“Hopefully we get another item here soon to bid on.”
boooo
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you are the least fun person on earth
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(Ignore him do auction)
(oh if it’s just bidding it’s probably fine I’d just be really salty if shit happened outside schedule)
(I being standin for person not online rn)
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ok fun
“Bidding time, kids.”
“You got an hour thirty.”
The man pulls out a small pouch. It seems to be meant for attaching to your back.
“Pouch. About 4 inches (10 cm). Maybe you could hold your keys in it, maybe you could hold a small weapon.”
(One hour and 30 minutes, at the 45 after this one)
(alright so we’ll do nothing and have a clown fiesta near deadline)
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