20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

Benguined would likely rather die.

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based me too

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WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT SLANDER

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Sorry, libel, it’s in print

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Yeah, that was mean. Sorry.

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I’m suing you two, for Libel,

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thx; I do think I should have stressed that some solutions proposed may be counterproductive. I encourage you to maybe write up a response in that thread on MU with that advice - or I can copy paste one over for you if you do not have an account on MU/credit you in a post where I add that information. I am drafting a response to the tone indicator thing as I believe my intent was not well understood.

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(I’m not genuinely offended)

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I swear to god the collar person thing was. Something. TWO MONTHS. You have TWO months to tell me ā€œhey I don’t think it’s gonna work outā€ and you DO NOT DO THAT for two months, you do not bring up a SINGLE issue to me verbally for that entire time, you deny that there is any issue if ever asked, you do not give any warning whtasoever, and then one day you’re like ā€œI think we should break upā€ and don’t explain why and start dating somebody else the same day

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hey what the fuck

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theres a character in haste who i think is you because i think its lemrescore and youre lemres

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I need to go for Wicked before the line stretches three miles.

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hey may remember that conversation we had about you going insane i think youre doing that

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Can you like not

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I’m complaining about somebody doing something unreasonable to me because it was unreasonable. I’m not actually very incensed about this in the present moment, and I’m comfortable PERFORMING being incensed about it because I don’t really care anymore. I’d like the freedom to, like, complain about my ex, as is a common entertainment activity and my right as a human being, without weird, like, jokes invoking serious conversations we had in the past

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If you are genuinely concerned then please don’t phrase it as a joking jab, if you’re genuinely joking then please don’t invoke conversations of serious concern

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[Topic Shift]
If you’re around the Gershwin Theatre at around 6-6:30pm, I will be in line for Wicked wearing all blue.

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have a wicked good time

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Anyway continuing like streamer rant. If they had broken up with me in any of the preceding. Two. Months. That would’ve been pretty normal and fine. That would be a normal human way to communicate with somebody. You date somebody and realise it’s not going to work out and break it off.

But it was literally right on the threshold of me starting to feel, like, genuinely comfortable around them, it was as soon as I stopped constantly having in the back of my mind ā€œwell there’s a solid chance this just immediately falls apartā€, it was literally the worst possible timing

And they hadn’t ever brought up a single issue to me verbally before then! The first sentence I heard about this is ā€œI think we should end this relationshipā€. There were no conversations like ā€œhey, I’ve been feeling unsure about this latelyā€, there was no communication, they never brought up a single issue. Not even like ā€œI wish we’d spend more time together/more time apartā€ not a single complaint about the relationship. Perfect silence until then. That’s soooo ridiculous

And all that would still be in the range of normal if poor communication if they didn’t starting dating somebody else the same day!!! Clearly premeditated!!!

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Yeah I’ll be sure to stop by [lying] [I’m nowhere near there]

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