25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

@silviu200530 you miss and everyone laughs at you

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This is basic DnD, blockhead

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Your AC is like one of hemp rope

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I sure love when I wait 25 minutes in the fucking lunch line just for them to already be out of everything that I was in line for by the time I get there

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Sorry, I was hungry

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no it wasn’t you it was the fact that half of the people in this goddamn school seemingly cannot fathom the idea of an actual fucking line

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we went over rolling rules beforehand

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I always had the conception that american high school meal recess is stressful.

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My accuracy is 18

You know I really should’ve known you were in high school but

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Sorry that sounds wrong

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something i, as an evil villain manager, do not understand:

putting your strongest guard in the very back so they fight the hero at their most experienced, rather than their least

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I still feel like you are in high school when you are not.

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villains are generally not good at strategy, yes

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Sans also ponders of the same of why not just pull the strongest punches first than leave it for last

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Tbf it hasn’t been that long, even jf I graduated when I was gonna

megalovania

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Sans undertale???

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mii gunner tangentially mentioned

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also tbf usually it takes a while for the news if a hero to reach the villain
so even if most evil villains weren’t arrogant enough to actually hire an assassin or send a strong guy very first, it’d still give the hero a bit of a chance