26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

yeah I wish anni was once a month too

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note: this has never once happened in recorded history

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mash champs when then

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take it out of your bio I’ve been checking it periodically for daeron updates…

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Having been a part of like 4 FAM teams in varying capacities and 2 MU Anni teams, I find them to be the hardest mashes to make well.

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having observed many champs games i guarantee you this wouldn’t actually fix the problem

They shouldnta let me host FAM it means I get to be unimaginably smug about mash hosting

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right like i’ve always had this opinion but i never really share it because i know everyone will cancel me for it

but genuinely mashes are like, already chaotic enough that they are on the borderline of chaotic-but-still-mafia and shots mashes are just like. here have a game where you can shoot someone for no reason, wolves won’t post until the end of the day by which point town has already killed itself, town is ~guaranteed to lose (i have never seen them win a shots mash). like idk the outcome is so predetermined that it just doesn’t feel like there’s any point to me. at the end of the day it’s still supposed to be a social deduction game not just a shoot ur friends game

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mashes in general are, to quote tessepia, ipad baby mafia

i don’t mind them now and again but the emphasis on them recently has been kinda offputting to me

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Shots mashes are for people who like the idea of playing mafia more than playing mafia

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I just woke up and saw that squirrel2412 posted just the word perjury in this chat, perhaps as a reply, but when I checked the post did not exist

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U know how u could have a game of almost purely dice rolling and people would still make stories about it and call themselves good and bad at it even though it’s all variance and not at all based on any input from them

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arcane trickery

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town did win the most recent shots mash but like literally there were two shots mashes in the same month what was the POINT

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the funny thing is this is literally the best case scenario for shots mashes, in reality it’s way worse than this because of wolves intentionally afk’ing until villagers have killed each other a bunch

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which game was this

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https://www.mafiauniverse.com/forums/threads/62628-COUNTERSTRIKE-IV-Genshin-Impact

I mean mashes can suck or whatever and they are zoomery but idk. I like playing mafia in probabilities. I get frozen up pushing someone I think is 60% is wolf in a normal mafia game, but you don’t really have to worry about that in mashes because you can fill a list with 60% wolves and come out of it great ~no matter what

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I like mashes more than regular mafia because there’s always someone I can move on from and they’re quicker which means if I suffer I suffer less

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I also get bored in normal mafia too because it kinda doesn’t matter what you say for 90% of the day because EoD is where all movement happens but in mashes it always matters and you can basically always choose to read a new slot instead of agonizing over the same ones.

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