6767th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#2021

the reason i fell to my death is cause none of you cheered for me to build up my spirit power

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#2022

sorry i was busy doing nothing

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#2023

Whenever my dad wants my brother or me to hurry up (read: he’s waited more than ten seconds after making a command), he starts yelling about how he’s hanging from a cliff by his pinky and how he desperately needs our help to save him.

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#2024

This curse was placed upon me when I read “how to do nothing” (2020)

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#2025

woah my bowl fits perfectly in my cup

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#2026

are you guys pikmin

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#2027

yea :)

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#2028

go atlas go

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#2029

carbon i already fell to my death youre late

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#2030

i got a quiz tmrw fml

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#2031

good luck
but also TELL ME ABOUT UR FRIEND DATING HER EX’S BEST FRIEND I NEED TO KNOW

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#2032

like the friend and best friend hooked up on her bday (which was a year ago) lol around a couple of weeks after she and her ex broke up

the best friend broke up w someone on her bday btw

and then they er kept hooking up while not dating

and then my friend was like “we shouldn’t do this bc what if my ex finds out”

and then the best friend tried to argue his case but she wasn’t having it

so then he was like “okay sure” but then my friend was sad he stopped pursuing her

and then they ghosted each other for like 5 months and then started talking again

were in a situationship where they wouldn’t commit but couldn’t resist one another

then they began dating last month

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#2033

wowza. you can make a season of a show off this story then extend it to six seasons before it gets unceremoniously cancelled

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#2034

Done.
Only bungled up one of them.

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#2035

!wooi

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#2036

my aunt and uncle didn’t know how to find the surface area of a rectangle before my mom taught them recently. they thought that you make an addition with two opposite sides, and then you multiply that with the addition of the other two opposite sides. they’re preparing to either build or revamp a house, and they ordered four times more roof tiles than necessary

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#2037

Isn’t surface area for 3D shapes?

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#2038

oh. at least i tried

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#2039

this is like trying at a funeral to give me food why do you think you’re getting any credit for this

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#2040

Was the food tasty at your funeral, Atlas

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