6767th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

why are you asking me

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Because I envy the guests for throwing a party without me

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tomodachi life

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i’m making an offering to your spirit, atlas, i could also just not and you will starve in your spiritual passage into your next life

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why am i being reincarnated! i tried so hard to be evil specifically so this wouldn’t happen!

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In Hindu culture, you get reincarnated to atone for the sins of your past life, and you can only escape by not being evil.
(In practice, this is closer to “net evil”, but you’d need to consult a religious expert on the exact details.)

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DAMNIT

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you know that because you’re evil you keep getting reincarnated right, and that the reincarnation cycle lasts longer

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[oh scooped by ash]

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Just get out of your coffin and eat the damn food.

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I believe in you

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can turrets stop shooting at me

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Literally yes, Mcguinnis’ turrets are unbelievably efficient to shoot at me when I’m like 200m in the air

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Worse that they also take a whole cartridge to take them out and she has like put down 4 more

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it’s nice being able to put a name to some of the things i hear being talked about
as in
like the “dunning-kruger effect”, where you overestimate yourself because you’re so bad at something you don’t understand you are

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Did you know that what’s thought to be the dunning kruger effect graph isn’t actually the real one

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Try asking nicely

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look ive tried so many things and they only stop shooting me by being shut off or shot at or pulled down. they’re just rude.

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Have you tried becoming French?

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what