Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

my inner monologue is awesome i never shut up. the spies in my brain get directors commentary

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you will not find a bigger caffeine hater than me.

My hobby as a kid was imagining explaining everything around me to a pesron from the past. How distant in the past depended on the day

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the mormons were right about coffee

this is an episode of the twilight zone

Coffee level makes me miserable. I will admit I like a black tea even though it makes me tired .Sometimes you gotta be a little pleasantly sleepy

ok sorry i lied. whoever did the coffee copypasta hates it more than me. I stand by him being absolutely 100% right though. it’s genuinely an addictive stimulant why is it so normalised

Spinning cubes is extremely easy to think about. You put one in the corner of your mind and dedicate minimal attention to it, you compile a row of cubes spinning in a row all without any particular resources spent. You then add multiple columns of the exact same image. This doesn’t feel difficult.

“omg i can’t function until my 4th cup of coffee” bitch that is called WITHDRAWL

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I said the same thing to my friend who introduced the concept. She says “you have to really picture them”

id go into more detail but then we get into the “im not sure how normal this is” area

But I can then promote any individual cube in my brain to the forefront of my mind.

I find that when I add too many cubes, the first thing to lower is the framerate, which is interesting.

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you are LAGGING

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mark my words in 100 years people will look at current-day coffee consumption and look at it the same way we do people prescribing cocaine for everything. i am a
HATER

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maybe we SHOULD be prescribing cocaine for everything. lets see how much we get done then huh

I don’t remember the exact percentages. I think it was reported in a study that roughly 20% of the sample had a constant monologue, 30% only had internal thoughts sometimes rather than all the time, and 50% just had… nothing.

I LITERALLY do not like people who say they need coffee to function. that makes you an addict, the same jacks who say that will sneer and look down their noses at somone who have an alcohol/gambling/drugs/whatever problem. If you need something to function, you’re an addict. If you don’t need it to function you’re just someone who loves to make a scene and pretend coffee is your everything, you probably ruined bacon for people too with meme levels of glorification. That clear enough for you OB?

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I start to miss out on colour, first of all.

we prescribe heroin for everything it’s just called opiates now