Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

coffee tastes good :)

Coffee does taste good. Shoutout to decaf coffee

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decaf is fine, nothing wrong with decaf. I don’t hate coffee itself i just hate caffeine

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I prescribe coffee to my Omori characters to increase their Speed stats in order to deal absurd amounts of speed-damage.

dont diss opiates :(

im in the 20. at least. theres alot going on in my brain

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the british empire talking to china be like:

the weak inner monologue vs the based inner dialogue

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they help contain the pure indestructible evil i keep prisoner in my bones

i’m in the 20 too. i’m always thinking something. wake up and go to sleep thinking. sometimes i hate it

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Any of you ever just like sworn off thinking for as long as you could

yeag im not good at that

When I was bored in the car as a kid, alongside trying to explain the modern world to hypothetical people of the past, sometimes I would just see how long I could go without thinking in words. Finally starting again felt like letting go of a held breath

& I would count. Naturally

ā€œyoure not supposed to hear voicesā€ well YOURE not supposed to put Pringle cans in the RECYCLING BIN but you DO IT ANYWAYS SUSAN

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I’m decent at doing that. It’s the reason why I’m so peculiarly calm most of the time.

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Whenever I’m guaranteed to be alone for a while I immediately begin talking to myself aloud. It’s the Twitch streamer instinct

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Yeah, talking out loud is pretty great when there’s too much happening in your head.

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it’s honestly crazy that people 5,000 years ago are the same people as us now. like the same biology. we think of them as primitive and they were but, like. they were the same as us. same brains, brains meant to eat roots and whatnot. and now we have the internet. and youtube. and citric acid and sodium benzoate, and calculus. and discourse about video game characters

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Magnus ā€œInside Your Wallsā€ Carlson wants you to speak out loud. Wonder why

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