Project Moon UPick - SIGNUPS (14/17)

>shows up
>“man i can’t wait to get done with this job so i can get drunk”
>kills hong lu
>leaves and doesn’t show up again for the rest of the canto

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probably because the Wang in canto 8 have very little plot relevance

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oh yea they just kinda exist for some reason

yahoo

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Grandmother Jia is generally just There in HLM yeah

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we have

  • nerd who gets roasted by don quixote then dropped into a pit
  • stoner
  • coffin dance meme
  • bowl cut
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oh yea the fucking guy who shows up with a comically large coffin and then just says nothing

but has a sprite for some reason

he has a sprite because he’s the one who brings in mr SWEEP YOU AWAY

ohh

idk maybe he’ll appear in the interavllo

Water Margin isn’t directly tied to Ryoshu, it’s a Chinese novel - it’s mainly tied to the Pinky in general and thus indirectly tied to Ryoshu

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eh fair

At one point Xifeng’s husband gets fed up with her and secretly takes a second wife illegally in the city. It is illegal to marry two people at once. It is illegal to marry without permission of the family. It is illegal to marry during a period of family mourning. It is illegal to marry during a period of national morning. This marriage was illegal four times over.

Xifeng finds out about the marriage, and graciously invites the woman to stay in the family mansion and treats her very kindly. And then enlists her servants to essentially force her to have a miscarriage and coerce her into suicide. Then the problem is gone! As the second wife is dead.

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WHAT

yeah that sounds about right

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Yeah that makes sense

Ninth Song: Caught By Her Own Charming

Too shrewd by half, with such finesse you wrought

That your own life in your own toils was caught;

But long before you died your heart was slain,

And when you died your spirit walked in vain.

Fall’n the great house once so secure in wealth,

Each scattered member shifting for himself;

And half a life-time’s anxious schemes

Proved no more than the stuff of dreams.

Like a great building’s tottering crash,

Like flickering lampwick burned to ash,

Your scene of happiness concludes in grief:

For worldly bliss is always insecure and brief.

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you don’t understand we have to make the dream of the red chamber inventor a third time

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On her birthday she came home drunk and found her husband in bed with a servant’s wife. He threatened her with a sword. The same sword is still hanging on their wall for months.

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