Scandals?
Slanders
It’s pure lies and scandals
Or
It’s pure lies and scandalous
Depends on how you want to describe it
It’s lies and slanders
Or sandals, hispanic mom culture to get smacked by one
Everybody is censsoring their weight 
It makes sense.
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everyone’s weight is censored
regardless of whether or not they wished it
the best thing you could tell is based off their body type
which needs intel
(I signed up for Trial of Madness and I’d be damned if I don’t get the full experience from Trial of Madness. This is not ominous, I swear.)
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“Wow, Deryn just attempted battery on me,” Evelyn gasped out, having just avoiding the bird-man’s harassment.
Why madness in the tutorial when you can save it for later?
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“I didn’t instigate it,” Evelyn protested. “I’m just an innocent civilian being harassed.”
Evelyn, based on the distance, must be shouting.
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Deryn would deny all charges if he wasn’t currently busy completing his contract.
“I’m literally about to get fucking kidnapped!” Evelyn shouted, running towards the auction room. “A fucking lunatic is chasing me!” Deryn is right behind her.
Observing Deryn and Evelyn running around like idiots, Santiago frowned slightly. If he had to guess, neither of them had stolen the auction item, or they wouldn’t be drawing so much attention to themselves. So, who could it be?
His gaze scanned the room, looking for potential culprits. For a moment, his eyes settled on the squirrel again - but then, he continued to scrutinize the others in the room.
(Hello what did I miss)
The sounds of idiots screaming echos throughout the halls