(Considering Kitty’s backstory, she’d be utterly confused about this maple syrup food talk LMAO)
/5 gold
(me, wondering how people commit murder at the breakfast table over a stack of pancakes:
“what’s for breakfast, mum?”
“death”)
I think the man can actually legally disqualify you… and get away with it
(Wait, we have rights here?)
(No lmao)
(Pipe bombs are the side dish)
(we have twice as many wrongs)
(Ah, yes, lefts.)
(I’m gonna lower the timer to :45 because nobody’s bidding)
(Saves y’all the time)
(bruh)
(this is evelyn discrimination)
“Ten,” Santiago’s voice rang out. He glanced at Evelyn warily. “Can’t let you win for such a low amount.”
/bid 10 gold
(Fight fight fight fight fihgt fight fhtgt)
(congrats you have more time now)
(I never said the betting was fair)
Santigo bids ten.
“This a personal attack, San Diego?” Evelyn rolls her eyes. “Whatever. I was just gonna grab it for cheap in case Mr. Auctioneer wanted to waterboard me or something.”