that’s one skillpoint you spent that you could’ve spent on something useful. like climb. for when I eventually need someone to carry me up a wall.
We have
Never
Used climb
Ever
(Also i have +3 in strength so I would be fine anyways)
We have
Never
Used climb
Yet.
if i get stuck at the bottom of a wall i’m slashing your Achilles’ so you’re stuck with me
writing this down for potential future developments-
(Completely glosses over the fact that the ‘robbers’ explicitly told her companion to fetch the Watch, I see how it is)
Slashing my achilles with the spring blade I gave to you
Rude
squirrel
Yes?
sorry i was just trying to distract you.
Mission accomplished
mhm!
hey so since i have you here do you wanna peruse my wares. i just got something new a couple seconds ago.
Oh?
Do tell
(Also wait wares or wears?)
yeah so it’s called “various miscellaneous belongings of squirrel2412.” i think there’s a battery in here
Oh good you found it
The US government wouldve had a fit if they found out i lost that
woah… I’m gonna get bought off by the u.s government… awesome…
Yeah I’m just gonna need your social security number and credit card info to complete the payment
…is it bad if I am somehow desiring combat?
yes. it’s evil to want to play a game a certain way. you should feel ashamed of yourself for being interested in game features.