💬 Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes - No self-quoting or you're super cringe!!!

[orangeandblack5]

I was on my phone at work, in my defense

[orangeandblack5]

but yes it is really funny that nobody ever noticed that

gj human brain for filling in the blanks on that one

[Frostwolf103]

How

[Arctic]

you seriously went back and edited it just now lmao

[orangeandblack5]

of course

I didn’t edit out Vulgard’s quote of it or hide the edit but it’s something I’d much rather fix for a casual backreader

[Frostwolf103]

AI Upick Mafia GAME THREAD - ENDGAME - JOAKIM WINS

I gave the mafia their win And I take their lives.

[Silviu200530]

Amen

[Frostwolf103]

@Jaiden

why sign a contract when you can sign a marriage certificate

@Wazza

helluva boss is based

yes.

[Arctic]

wait what when was helluva boss mentioned in that game wtf

[Frostwolf103]

I made a meme in reply of Jaiden’s comment

[Vulgard]

@Gorta

last time I had d1 reads I got voted out d1, so I am hesitant to give reads d1

I understand the idea behind this, but this is still too funny.

[Vulgard]

@Jaiden

say someone commited vehicular manslaughter using a white mercedes benz due to their brakes giving out as magnus attempts to jaywalk, killing him. it is discovered that he is scum. who would that say the most about in this game, give a couple answers.

@lol

i would say me since i cannot drive but i also dont own a mercedes benz
there’s the possibility that i could steal it from somewhere, but i also live in a poor neighbourhood in the middle of nowhere so i dont see that happening

the rest of the players never go outside, so therefore there is no possibility of them to even come near a vehicle unless it crashed directly into their house

so it is infact a trick question, because magnus is a part of the players who would ‘‘never go outside’’ so there is 0 possibility that he even dies in the first place. which means he never flips any kind of role and following the schrodinger cat theory it means magnus doesn’t even exist

[Frostwolf103]

@ElizaThePsycho

idk if frost is a townie
everyone else is proven tho

@Frostwolf103

That’s funny way to describe me over someone who didn’t contribute during the event.

Sure I overthought too much over that door and missed the wordplay with the riddle, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t there with Zone trying to figure out.

@Frostwolf103

However let’s be honest, Eliza.

Magnus points out that Whysper may be the one who give us Tomb of Horror event, the one and same event that we attended on FAM game this year but gone differently.

I am willing to trust you are not mafia either, because it’s high risk of death and history shows that mafia is avoiding such high risk of death events now since that killed most of mafia team (and still won the game in the end).

@ElizaThePsycho

my rolecard is green

@Frostwolf103

Oh? What does it prove anything?

@ElizaThePsycho

i mean its not proven to you guys
its proven to me tho\

@Frostwolf103

Amusing.

Best partners in crime, I swear.

(FYI Eliza clearly scumslipped, I do need her alive rather than dead)

[Frostwolf103]

@Frostwolf103

If you have said town I would believed that, but you said green.

I know it’s trivial over such matters, but it really is funny to me.

@ElizaThePsycho

you get the point

Thus our secret alliance is made and everyone doesn’t suspect a thing.

[Magnus]

Why did you need Eliza alive?

[Silviu200530]

Because she’s best silent protagonist

[ElizaThePsycho]

So true

[Magnus]

Can I be the decoy protagonist?

[Silviu200530]

That’s if Silviu gets to be your partner like in the last 2 miscs.

[Magnus]

Why would you want to be the decoy protagonist’s partner, instead of being the actual protagonist’s partner?